JESUS CHRIST: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, Smacks Box Office Like A Bitch!!! »

By Motion Picture Insider, Buzz Rapier.

 
 
Box office tills spun off their coiled rafters this past weekend as Michael Bay’s latest motion picture greedily swallowed vast swathes of the American gross domestic product. JESUS CHRIST: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN – has smashed all box office records with a provisional Friday to Sunday accumulated income of approximately [...]

I am Blogger Steve. This is my blog. This is you reading it. »

WELCOME TO MY LIFE YOU FOOLS.
So this is a blog, eh? And not just anyone’s blog – but MY blog – bloody hell I simply cannot think of a more vile charade – and I include Graham Norton’s entire career in my terms of reference.
Blog! Even the rubbish Open Office software [...]

Skinny jeans fad ends in tragedy! Thousands dead! XLUSIVE! »

By Chief Fashion Vulture, Lady Remington Memington-Oysterly.
 
They lay about the ground in half-dozen, girl-shaped parcels, like boxes of eggs sprung open from within and flung to one side as if they were so much under-seat popcorn at the première of Wall-E.
My devastating words of description – sharply honed by literally one month in bed with [...]

Episode One, JUNE 10th. »

Billions lost in illegal ‘Fonzie’ investment fraud. »

 
By Chief Celebratainment Guru, Valentina Baxter.
 
Actors, musicians and celebrities are frantically trying to ascertain their financial losses following the collapse of an illegal ‘Fonzie’ investment scheme.
 
The ‘Fonzie’ scheme was said to have stolen billions of dollars in money and assets from some of Hollywood’s elite – including such luminaries as Tom Cruise, Cate Blanchette and [...]

Love troubles? Depression? Brain cancer? Why not ask Jack? »

Hi fans, I’m Jack Black – internationally famous funny man and film star. I’m rich and I get chicks whenever I want, so my life is fucking awesome. On the other hand I hear that lots of you normal people are miserable, terrified and Godless.  But as an internationally famous funny man and film star [...]

Wilde about Miss Annie Hall! »

“Here do I sit, Oscar Wilde, alone in my cold Reading gaol-cell, with only this gaping, rectangular 16:9 ratio time-vortex of light to call a friend. Here I languish for all time, alone, yet not alone, yet always utterly entranced by this most heroic of human accomplishments that your vibrant new epoch do so quaintly [...]

Wilde about the Die Hard Quadrilogy!!! »

WILDE ABOUT:
THE DIE HARD QUADRILOGY
To whom it may concern,
Here do I sit, Oscar Wilde, alone in my cold Reading gaol-cell, with only this gaping, rectangular 2.35 ratio time-vortex of light to call a friend. Here I languish for all time, alone, yet not alone, yet always utterly entranced by this most heroic of human accomplishments [...]