CLINTON FREES PHIL SPECTOR BY SMASHING THROUGH PRISON WALL (OF SOUND — LOL!!).’ »

By Complete Crime Correspondent, Rumpole Barnfire.

 
Bill Clinton is on a roll. Fresh from storming the ramparts of North Korea to extricate U.S journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling – Clinton has further confounded observers by busting through the walls of a maximum security LA jailhouse to free lady-killing wig fetishist and legendary record producer, Phil [...]

North Korea stuns world by leaving! FULL MIND-BLOWING DETAILS!!! »

 
By World Affairs Man, Chuck Venison.
North Korea stunned the world today by launching itself and all 23 million inhabitants into space. The launch was flawless and the entire nation is now said to be hurtling towards the sun at approximately 25 thousand miles per hour.
Speculation had increased in recent weeks concerning a possible North Korean long [...]

‘It’s a cock!’ Queen Mother Memorial Statue Unveiled. FULL DISTURBING STORY… »

 
By British Empire Reporter, Rebecca Lazarus.
 The British monarchy teetered on the brink of collapse last night as Philip Jackson’s controversial memorial to the Queen Mother was unveiled at a lavish ceremony in London.
“I’ve made a wretched error of judgement,” said world renowned sculptor Philip Jackson, shortly after revealing the bronze statue.
Jackson was commissioned by Buckingham [...]

World Trade Federation sues obese teenager. WTF? »

By World Affairs Man, Chuck Venison
The World Trade Federation (WTF) yesterday sued Arizona teenager Derek Plodder for libel, slander, copyright infringement and ‘the use of letters that don’t belong to him’. The case concerns the use of the English language letters ‘W’, ‘T’, and ‘F’ – originally patented by the WTF back in the summer [...]

President Obama shocks world with announcement. »

By Chief America Chick, Lasso Tool

America was thrown into chaos last night as President Obama denounced his presidency as a ‘sham and a mockery – pure hokem from start to finish.’

In a shocking early morning press conference, during which the President chain-smoked and leant on reporters for cash – Obama declared himself to be ‘an [...]