LISBON REFERENDUM LATEST! Declan Ganley’s Face Appears On Tree Stump! »

By Religious Affairs Correspondent, Labia Corkscrew.

Thousands of people have been flocking to the small Kilkenny village of Knocktopher to pay respect to what some believe is a divinely inspired image of Eurosceptic arms dealer Declan Ganley.

The image was uncovered by local children whilst drunkenly cutting down trees with stolen penknives. At first, the striking [...]

Tommy Tiernan Controversy Continues! What He Said Next…!!! »

By Special Comedy Correspondent, Bob Palindrome.

Tommy Tiernan force fed the envelope of taste down the postbox of controversy yesterday when he launched a verbal missile at “a sinister cabal of Down Syndrome-suffering Traveller Jews”.

Tiernan prefaced his words by giving a wink and cheeky smile – and adding the context that his [...]

Kanye West gate-crashes NAMA negotiations! FULL XLUSIVE STORY!!! »

By Chief Political Correspondent, Dandeloin Trunch

The pillars of Irish democracy rattled like a kettle-full of spoons this afternoon as American rapper Kanye West stormed  government buildings to put a stop to the ongoing NAMA deliberations.

West had earlier arrived in Dublin Bay aboard his gold plated hovercraft and was seen swilling cognac as he made [...]

Cowen creates unity government to ‘’spread the blame.” »

By Chief Political Correspondent, Dandeloin Trunch

In an act of political fleet footedness usual attributed to wild horses, Tee-Shock of Ireland, Brian Cowen, has today offered the pudgy hand of friendship, cooperation and mutual degradation to opposition head-boy and leader of Feena Gayle, Endor Kenny.
“With Ireland bankrupt,” spoke Cowen, “Alexandra at number one in the pop [...]

WOMB SEX TWIN INCEST HORROR! BLOGICLE XLUSIVE! »

 
By Special Shock Reporter, Rob Sharkbait.
SHAME

In news that will surely rock Britain and Eire to their rotten cores – Doctor’s at a maternity hospital in Liverpool have announced that unborn twins have conceived a child whilst still inside their fifteen-year-old mother’s womb.
SHOCK
The mother, Bessie Farrell, is six months pregnant with the twin lovers – the [...]

Ireland to sacrifice first born males to ’stop recession’. »

By Chief Political Correspondent, Dandeloin Trunch.

Tee-Shock Brian Cowen has today revealed his governments latest plan to forestall the upcoming economic meltdown.

“We’ve been too soft,” spoke Cowen during today’s questions to the Tee-Shock, “we’ve handled this recession with kid gloves – tinkering around the edges by introducing higher taxes, pay cuts and the withdrawal of [...]