Jeff’s Electric Light Horoscopes: JULY 1st-JULY 7th!!! »

Hi I’m Jeff Lynne and I’m from Bir’min’em. I also used be in the right groovy band what were called Electric Light Orchestra – aka ELO – if your feeling lazy.
I knocked out dozens of classic tunes over the decades but you young’ins will probably be most familiar with me cheeky little ditty what was [...]

Jeff’s Electric Light Horoscopes: September 23rd-30th 2009 »

Hi I’m Jeff Lynne and I’m from Bir’min’em. I also used be in the right groovy band what were called Electric Light Orchestra – aka ELO – if your feeling lazy.
I knocked out dozens of classic tunes over the decades but you young’ins will probably be most familiar with me cheeky little ditty what was [...]

Jeff’s Electric Light Horoscopes: September 15th – 22nd 2009. »

Hi I’m Jeff Lynne and I’m from Bir’min’em. I also used be in the right groovy band what were called Electric Light Orchestra – aka ELO – if your feeling lazy.
I knocked out dozens of classic tunes over the decades but you young’ins will probably be most familiar with me cheeky little ditty what was [...]

Keane v Keane: The music mash-up you weren’t meant to know about! XLUSIVE! »

By Chief Music Dude, DJ DECO-DENT.
Word up homez, chief music dude DJ DECO-DENT here with some BANGING news what will make you bitches and cocks DROP your PLOP with “Say What?”.
Oi! Listen to this shit! My top undercover music Mi-5’s have only gone and pulled back the jizz skin on what those toff’s Keane have [...]

The Woody Allen New Album Review #1: What’s with this Sting bum? »

STING
‘NAKED MUSIC’
Twatman Records, Runtime 4 hrs, 25 mins
Tracks:
1.  Air From A Mouth
2. Tongue And Thumb Against Labrador
3. My Farts And Other Noises
4. Crying And Laughing (with Jools Holland)
5. Crick In My Neck
6. The Audacity Of Vomit.
7. Naked Music
8. One Hour Of Silence (with Alison Krauss and Robert Plant)

        Last time I saw this Sting chump he had [...]