http://dailyblogicle.com STAMPING THE KNEE OF TRUTH INTO THE NAVEL OF LIES SINCE LITERALLY 2009. Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:44:50 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en By Religious Affairs Correspondent, Labia Corkscrew. [caption id="attachment_1406" align="alignleft" width="450" caption="Local children discovered the ghostly image."][/caption] Thousands of people have been flocking to the small Kilkenny village of Knocktopher to pay respect to what some believe is a divinely inspired image of Eurosceptic arms dealer Declan Ganley. The image was uncovered by ... http://dailyblogicle.com/?p=1405 By Special Comedy Correspondent, Bob Palindrome. [caption id="attachment_1391" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Tiernan, 40, comedian."][/caption] Tommy Tiernan force fed the envelope of taste down the postbox of controversy yesterday when he launched a verbal missile at “a sinister cabal of Down Syndrome-suffering Traveller Jews”. Tiernan prefaced his words by giving a ... http://dailyblogicle.com/?p=1390 By Chief Political Correspondent, Dandeloin Trunch [caption id="attachment_1372" align="aligncenter" width="466" caption=""Kanye West, singing his mad heart out for our nation.""][/caption] The pillars of Irish democracy rattled like a kettle-full of spoons this afternoon as American rapper Kanye West stormed  government buildings to put a stop to the ongoing NAMA deliberations. West had ... http://dailyblogicle.com/?p=1371 By Complete Crime Correspondent, Rumpole Barnfire. [caption id="attachment_1337" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Clinton explodes into action!!!"][/caption]   Bill Clinton is on a roll. Fresh from storming the ramparts of North Korea to extricate U.S journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling – Clinton has further confounded observers by busting through the walls of a maximum security ... http://dailyblogicle.com/?p=1323 By Motion Picture Insider, Buzz Rapier.     Box office tills spun off their coiled rafters this past weekend as Michael Bay’s latest motion picture greedily swallowed vast swathes of the American gross domestic product. JESUS CHRIST: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN – has smashed all box office records with a provisional Friday to ... http://dailyblogicle.com/?p=1306 THE BLOGICLE SAYS: Hey people! WAKE UP! Lets get REAL! Lets get really real. Not liberal left, neo-Marxist real - I'm talking about REALLY real. Yes thats right, I'm talking about REAL spelt in uppercase letters - so you KNOW I mean BUSINESS! And by BUSINESS I mean REAL - and ... http://dailyblogicle.com/?p=315     LE CORNER DU POET DE PETIT Hello I'm Dalton Felch, editor-for-life of The Daily Weekly Blogicle and all round good egg. We here at the Blogicle believe that poetry has been largely hijacked by the pseudo-intellectual-left-right-centre-liberal-Stalinist-leaning right. As such, its almost impossible now for the little, hard-working man or woman to get ... http://dailyblogicle.com/?p=929 [caption id="attachment_1108" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Jeff's Electric Light Horoscopes"][/caption] Hi I'm Jeff Lynne and I'm from Bir'min'em. I also used be in the right groovy band what were called Electric Light Orchestra - aka ELO - if your feeling lazy. I knocked out dozens of classic tunes over the decades but you young'ins ... http://dailyblogicle.com/?p=1109 WELCOME TO MY LIFE YOU FOOLS. So this is a blog, eh? And not just anyone's blog – but MY blog – bloody hell I simply cannot think of a more vile charade – and I include Graham Norton's entire career in my terms of reference. Blog! Even ... http://dailyblogicle.com/?p=311 [caption id="attachment_1150" align="alignleft" width="529" caption="'North Korea - gone in sixty seconds.'"][/caption]   By World Affairs Man, Chuck Venison. North Korea stunned the world today by launching itself and all 23 million inhabitants into space. The launch was flawless and the entire nation is now said to be hurtling towards the sun at approximately 25 ... http://dailyblogicle.com/?p=1148