Wilde about the Die Hard Quadrilogy!!! »

WILDE ABOUT:
THE DIE HARD QUADRILOGY
To whom it may concern,
Here do I sit, Oscar Wilde, alone in my cold Reading gaol-cell, with only this gaping, rectangular 2.35 ratio time-vortex of light to call a friend. Here I languish for all time, alone, yet not alone, yet always utterly entranced by this most heroic of human accomplishments [...]