JESUS CHRIST: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, Smacks Box Office Like A Bitch!!! »

By Motion Picture Insider, Buzz Rapier.

 
 
Box office tills spun off their coiled rafters this past weekend as Michael Bay’s latest motion picture greedily swallowed vast swathes of the American gross domestic product. JESUS CHRIST: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN – has smashed all box office records with a provisional Friday to Sunday accumulated income of approximately [...]

The Planet Earth? Who needs it? Think about it. »

THE BLOGICLE SAYS:

Hey people! WAKE UP! Lets get REAL! Lets get really real. Not liberal left, neo-Marxist real – I’m talking about REALLY real. Yes thats right, I’m talking about REAL spelt in uppercase letters – so you KNOW I mean BUSINESS! And by BUSINESS I mean REAL – and the getting of it.
And what [...]

POETRY CORNER: Give us your poems! »

 
 
LE CORNER DU POET DE PETIT
Hello I’m Dalton Felch, editor-for-life of The Daily Weekly Blogicle and all round good egg.
We here at the Blogicle believe that poetry has been largely hijacked by the pseudo-intellectual-left-right-centre-liberal-Stalinist-leaning right. As such, its almost impossible now for the little, hard-working man or woman to get his or her poetry published [...]

Jeff’s Electric Light Horoscopes: JULY 1st-JULY 7th!!! »

Hi I’m Jeff Lynne and I’m from Bir’min’em. I also used be in the right groovy band what were called Electric Light Orchestra – aka ELO – if your feeling lazy.
I knocked out dozens of classic tunes over the decades but you young’ins will probably be most familiar with me cheeky little ditty what was [...]

I am Blogger Steve. This is my blog. This is you reading it. »

WELCOME TO MY LIFE YOU FOOLS.
So this is a blog, eh? And not just anyone’s blog – but MY blog – bloody hell I simply cannot think of a more vile charade – and I include Graham Norton’s entire career in my terms of reference.
Blog! Even the rubbish Open Office software [...]

North Korea stuns world by leaving! FULL MIND-BLOWING DETAILS!!! »

 
By World Affairs Man, Chuck Venison.
North Korea stunned the world today by launching itself and all 23 million inhabitants into space. The launch was flawless and the entire nation is now said to be hurtling towards the sun at approximately 25 thousand miles per hour.
Speculation had increased in recent weeks concerning a possible North Korean long [...]

Jeff’s Electric Light Horoscopes: September 23rd-30th 2009 »

Hi I’m Jeff Lynne and I’m from Bir’min’em. I also used be in the right groovy band what were called Electric Light Orchestra – aka ELO – if your feeling lazy.
I knocked out dozens of classic tunes over the decades but you young’ins will probably be most familiar with me cheeky little ditty what was [...]

Cowen creates unity government to ‘’spread the blame.” »

By Chief Political Correspondent, Dandeloin Trunch

In an act of political fleet footedness usual attributed to wild horses, Tee-Shock of Ireland, Brian Cowen, has today offered the pudgy hand of friendship, cooperation and mutual degradation to opposition head-boy and leader of Feena Gayle, Endor Kenny.
“With Ireland bankrupt,” spoke Cowen, “Alexandra at number one in the pop [...]

Skinny jeans fad ends in tragedy! Thousands dead! XLUSIVE! »

By Chief Fashion Vulture, Lady Remington Memington-Oysterly.
 
They lay about the ground in half-dozen, girl-shaped parcels, like boxes of eggs sprung open from within and flung to one side as if they were so much under-seat popcorn at the première of Wall-E.
My devastating words of description – sharply honed by literally one month in bed with [...]

‘It’s a cock!’ Queen Mother Memorial Statue Unveiled. FULL DISTURBING STORY… »

 
By British Empire Reporter, Rebecca Lazarus.
 The British monarchy teetered on the brink of collapse last night as Philip Jackson’s controversial memorial to the Queen Mother was unveiled at a lavish ceremony in London.
“I’ve made a wretched error of judgement,” said world renowned sculptor Philip Jackson, shortly after revealing the bronze statue.
Jackson was commissioned by Buckingham [...]