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By Complete Crime Correspondent, Rumpole Barnfire.
Bill Clinton is on a roll. Fresh from storming the ramparts of North Korea to extricate U.S journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling – Clinton has further confounded observers by busting through the walls of a maximum security LA jailhouse to free lady-killing wig fetishist and legendary record producer, Phil [...]
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