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By Religious Affairs Correspondent, Labia Corkscrew.
Thousands of people have been flocking to the small Kilkenny village of Knocktopher to pay respect to what some believe is a divinely inspired image of Eurosceptic arms dealer Declan Ganley.
The image was uncovered by local children whilst drunkenly cutting down trees with stolen penknives. At first, the striking [...]
By Special Comedy Correspondent, Bob Palindrome.
Tommy Tiernan force fed the envelope of taste down the postbox of controversy yesterday when he launched a verbal missile at “a sinister cabal of Down Syndrome-suffering Traveller Jews”.
Tiernan prefaced his words by giving a wink and cheeky smile – and adding the context that his [...]
By Chief Political Correspondent, Dandeloin Trunch
The pillars of Irish democracy rattled like a kettle-full of spoons this afternoon as American rapper Kanye West stormed government buildings to put a stop to the ongoing NAMA deliberations.
West had earlier arrived in Dublin Bay aboard his gold plated hovercraft and was seen swilling cognac as he made [...]
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