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Tommy Tiernan Controversy Continues! What He Said Next…!!!
By Special Comedy Correspondent, Bob Palindrome.
Tiernan, 40, comedian.
Tommy Tiernan force fed the envelope of taste down the postbox of controversy yesterday when he launched a verbal missile at “a sinister cabal of Down Syndrome-suffering Traveller Jews”.
Tiernan prefaced his words by giving a wink and cheeky smile – and adding the context that his words ‘come from the lunacy of my comedy mind – and should not be taken seriously.’
He then added:
Tiernan, shown here giving his familiar 'double-handed Nazi salute.'
“But seriously, I hate those fucking sneaky Mongoloid Pikey Kikes. With their silly voices, tax dodging and crucifying of our Lord Jesus Christ. I hate them for not being as articulate as me; I hate them for offering carpets at discount prices – and most of all I hate them for controlling the world economy through their secret devotion to the baby eating Satanic sect we call Judaism. Now please don’t quote these words out of context – because the lunacy of my comedic mind is thinking that stuff – and not my rational mind. Actually the normal intellectual part of my mind really adores and respects those brain-dead, money grabbing, sub-human vermin. And that last bit was a joke too. Don’t you see what I’m doing? Do I have to shout these words louder? Coz, believe me, I can shout really loud – I’m in the Guinness Book Of Records in fact – for shouting – shouting for 36 hours. WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK OF THAT???”
Tiernan was shouting these words during the annual ‘Tommy Tiernan Electric Picnic Shoutathon’ held each year in the sublime mud pits of County Laois.
Tiernan’s comments went down well with the largely non-Jewish, non-Disabled, non-Traveller, morally bankrupt middle-class audience.
Some say Tommy Tiernan is an intellectual behemoth who cleverly pushes the boundaries of comedy by holding a satirical mirror to the contradictory face of our hypocritical society.
Some also say Tommy Tiernan is, in fact, a loathsome cunt who picks on easy target minorities for the sake of stimulating the vile inner prejudices of his baying Vicar Street mob. It’s also possible that he rapes black children dressed in Ku Klux Klan sheets and wanks off his dog whilst listening to recordings of Hitler speeches.
Only joking Tommy!!! That last sentence came from the lunacy of this reporters’ comedy mind and will therefore prevent any possible offence. LOL?
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A good article by Bob Palindrome, I actually happened upon this delightful piece by typing “Tommy Tiernan is a cunt” into google. I hate that little fool, I hope one day a gang of large men that dont appreciate his style of “comedy” fuck him up real nice and I mean that both literally and figuratively because it would be poetic justice against yet another steaming piece of hippopotimus waste that thinks its fashionable to grab a michrophone and talk offensive shit on stage. Running your little mouth doesnt make you clever or brave or cool; it just makes you a little snotty-nosed prick thats lucky he didnt get kneecapped and eye-socket-raped as soon as he offended someone. I have a dream – that one day in the fires of hell Tiernan gets all the “Zuprize ZEKS” he can rim. And whenever people mention him they are looked down on by society.