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Oscar Wilde:“Lay down thou pretty eyes upon my most salicious and lugubrious ramblings, only in the Blogicle!”
The Planet Earth? Who needs it? Think about it.
THE BLOGICLE SAYS:
Hey people! WAKE UP! Lets get REAL! Lets get really real. Not liberal left, neo-Marxist real – I’m talking about REALLY real. Yes thats right, I’m talking about REAL spelt in uppercase letters – so you KNOW I mean BUSINESS! And by BUSINESS I mean REAL – and the getting of it.
And what is it I want us all to get REAL about? The planet Earth, that’s it. The neo-fascist, ultra left wing so-called ‘Media’ – as controlled by Philip Schofield and his gang of sycophantic Maoist’s – has for too long spoken out in defence of this planet and its perceived ‘endangerment’ (if that really is a word, Phil!).
Frankly we here at the Blogicle are sick to our gunnels of silver haired, lily livered malcontents like Schofield, Attenborough, Titchmarsh and Prince talking up our ‘delicate blue pearl’ and trying to make out that its something worth giving a gnats eyelash about. After all, what exactly is the big deal about our so-called ‘only home in the universe.’? Sure, its big, its blue and its wet – but so is my recently deceased Uncle – but you don’t hear me banging on about saving him? Those Kensington High Street neo-Buddhist-bead-wearing dullards are out of touch with the REAL views of the REAL people.
The Blogicle juts two angry fingers in each and every mouth that says ’save the planet’. The Blogicle has a proud two month history of saying it LIKE IT IS and keeping things REAL. Therefore, in closing, the Blogicle says ‘piss off Earth, you were never invited to the party in the first place.’
And if that means we’re racist or prone to violence – then fine – we will wear that toxic badge with pride. And to hell with Lady Ga Ga too – she’s wasn’t asked to the party either. And if that means we’re women-haters then fine, we’ll wear that toxic badge with pride over our other badge. We here at the Blogicle have tremendously large sweatshirts – and we can WEAR AS MANY BADGES AS YOU CAN THROW AT US.
In other words: BRING IT ON…..FOR REAL!
EDITOR
- Earth from space. The REAL deal?
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