Wilde about Miss Annie Hall! »

“Here do I sit, Oscar Wilde, alone in my cold Reading gaol-cell, with only this gaping, rectangular 16:9 ratio time-vortex of light to call a friend. Here I languish for all time, alone, yet not alone, yet always utterly entranced by this most heroic of human accomplishments that your vibrant new epoch do so quaintly [...]

The Woody Allen New Album Review #1: What’s with this Sting bum? »

STING
‘NAKED MUSIC’
Twatman Records, Runtime 4 hrs, 25 mins
Tracks:
1.  Air From A Mouth
2. Tongue And Thumb Against Labrador
3. My Farts And Other Noises
4. Crying And Laughing (with Jools Holland)
5. Crick In My Neck
6. The Audacity Of Vomit.
7. Naked Music
8. One Hour Of Silence (with Alison Krauss and Robert Plant)

        Last time I saw this Sting chump he had [...]