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BREAKING SPORTS NEWS! David Beckham signs for 700 teams! »
By Special Sports Human, Peter Staahz.
Celebrity footballer, David Beckham, is said to be relieved tonight after an inventive solution was found to the unseemly tug-of-war between AC Milan and LA Galaxy.
“We’ve cloned the lad,” said Vincenzo Ratellio, the AC Milan team physio and Nobel Prize winning cloning expert.
“Cloning Beckham is the best possible outcome for [...]
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