Cowen creates unity government to ‘’spread the blame.” »

By Chief Political Correspondent, Dandeloin Trunch

In an act of political fleet footedness usual attributed to wild horses, Tee-Shock of Ireland, Brian Cowen, has today offered the pudgy hand of friendship, cooperation and mutual degradation to opposition head-boy and leader of Feena Gayle, Endor Kenny.
“With Ireland bankrupt,” spoke Cowen, “Alexandra at number one in the pop [...]

Ireland to sacrifice first born males to ’stop recession’. »

By Chief Political Correspondent, Dandeloin Trunch.

Tee-Shock Brian Cowen has today revealed his governments latest plan to forestall the upcoming economic meltdown.

“We’ve been too soft,” spoke Cowen during today’s questions to the Tee-Shock, “we’ve handled this recession with kid gloves – tinkering around the edges by introducing higher taxes, pay cuts and the withdrawal of [...]